Are you dating a sarcastic girl? We are happy for you but a little sad as well. We are happy that you have a real good one but sad that you have taken one dateable option away from the singles. Whether you have decided to be with her or not, we will tell everything you should know when dating a sarcastic girlfriend.
Things You Should Know When Dating a Sarcastic Girlfriend
Do Not Make It too Serious
We are as playful as cats with laser pointers. We will always be messing with you. You are welcome to take our jokes and throw them back at us!
We Have a Terrific Memory
We remember everything you do. Do you remember tripping when leaving the movie theatre or the outfit you wore on Halloween in your first year? Well, we remember it all! Our joke bank must stay fresh so nothing is off limits and nothing goes unnoticed.
Do Not Shy Away From Making Fun of Us
We can take all kinds of jokes and can take as much sarcasm as we give even when you make fun of our appearance. We are attracted to people who are equally sarcastic and funny. Your funny side could cover for your looks. Learn some jokes and join in the fun.
Laughing at You Is Our Way of Saying We like You
I laugh at you because I expect you to laugh at me too. I smile at your misery because I want to be the person that picks you up and hugs you every time you fall.
Our Sarcasm Covers Our Soft and Gooey Side
We use our hard exteriors to cover our deep feelings. We have five good things to say about you for every joke we crack.
We Ignore the Person We Like
We may give you a lot attention in private but we will not treat you like royalty in public. Do not expect us to be the ball and chain. Ignoring you or making eyes at you is just a sign that we are deeply in love with you. Besides, if your sarcastic girlfriend keeps saying she hates you, just interpret it as a deep affection for you.
We Have Feelings
We can play cool and not let you see us cry when upset. But if we are tearing, there is nothing wrong with our eyes. We are just upset about something or having an emotional reaction about something. Just because we joke around and mess with you does not mean we are stoic rocks. We have deep feelings.
We Are Poor at Making Moves
We do not know how to send signs that we care about you or like you. We hope that you will notice us and read our feelings through our sarcasm.
You Need to Be Tough and Smart to Date Us
Learn to take jokes in stride. Always assume that we are joking if you cannot tell whether we are joking or not. We have big brains! We are just too smart! You need a smart brain to see through our sarcasm.
We Have a Better Sense of Humor
We do not have the usual kind of humor. We are funnier than others are. You will never be bored around us if you understand and like our satirical humor.
We Will Keep You Away From Stupid People
The beauty of our sarcasm is that we can hit and insult stupid people without hurting them. We know how to disguise our anger and frustration with humorous sarcasm.
We Detect Bullshit from Far
Our brain works like a lie detector. We can see through lies because our brains have exercised irony for many years. You cannot deceive your sarcastic girlfriend and get away with it. She is always two steps ahead of you.
Exercise Your Right to Remain Silent
Always remember that anything that you say or do around us will be used against you. Expect us to bring it up for months or even forever.
Our Way of Complimenting You Is Different
You will get many compliments from us but they will be covered with a thick layer of insults.
Our Friends Are Just Like Us
Our friends may come in different shapes and sizes but they are just other versions of us. They most likely have the same furious and sarcastic tongue.
We Are Poor at Texting
Translating sarcasm through messages is difficult. You may have a hard time trying to interpret our texts.
Sarcasm Is Our Default Setting
We never switch it off so do not take anything we say literally. We may tone it down to acceptable levels but it is always on.
We Do Not Intend to Be Mean
Your sarcastic girlfriend is not mean. She just looks for humor instead of sadness in the worst situations. She has such a high tolerance for sarcastic comments that she forgets other people may not have even the smallest level of tolerance.
Sarcasm Is Our Greatest Defense
In our world, the best way to deal with overwhelming emotions is to hide them beneath a tough face.
You May Get Something Close to an Apology When Offended
We know that our comments are sometimes offensive but we will not apologize for them. We will not kneel down in repentance, but we will give certain gestures to break the ice.